Edited by witchoo and maichan*
[uh-dork-uh-buh], adj:
1. Adorable + Dork
[bee-bee-tee-pee], acronym
1. Blinded by The Pretty.
2.
Missing the 4-minute monologue by Scofield to Westmoreland and having to rewind
twice, perhaps three times to actually hear the dialogue.
3. Falling and breaking several ribs on account of a "Prison Break" DVD display stand.
4. Forgetting your place in a radio interview because you are too busy gazing at The Pretty.
 [beyzh-et], noun
1. The girl wearing the unfortunate beige dress.
2. Mariana Klaveno.
3. The bane of every Prettyphile's existence.
[bloo • steel], noun
1.
The half-squinting, incredibly intense expression Went has plastered on his face in
almost every episode of "Prison Break."
[bee-em-dubh-yoo], acronym
1.
Holy Hell – those perfect teeth. Bite me, Went!
[church • el-der], noun
1.
The venerable order of seasoned First Church veterans.
[church-ee], noun
1. A congregant of the First Church.
[krak-wurth • mil-er], noun
1.
He is our crack.
, catchphrase
1. It's the sound of my panties slipping to the floor.
SEE ALSO: John Irving's "Widow for One Year"
[eff-see], acronym
1. Swiffer Fashion Crisis – as in a black blazer, baggy gray T-shirt, and brown
trousers should NEVER be worn all at the same time.
2. LAX Fashion Crisis.
3. TCA Fashion Crisis.
4. Yachting Fashion Crisis.
[foot • hohr], noun
1.
A lover of Went's feet.
[gang • sahyn], noun
1. The Church hand signal.
2. The international "this big" gesture.
[hand • hohr], noun
1. A lover of Went's beautiful hands.
[gee-bee-es], acronym
1. Gratuitous Butt Shot(s).
2. Something egregiously lacking from "Prison Break" episodes.
 , catchphrase
1.
Need we say more?
[the • ke-nees], noun, plural
1.
Went's many beautiful facial moles.
2.
The overzealous practice of photoshopping/airbrushing aforementioned moles.
USAGE: OMG, they killed Kenny!
[lik-wid • seks], noun
1. The Voice.
SEE ALSO: Polished Oak, Warm Honey
[mee-sah], noun
1. The 'shipping of Michael Scofield and Sara Tancredi.
[mohl • luhv], noun
1.
The strange, yet irrepresible desire to lick his mole(s).
SEE ALSO: The Kennys, Hand Whore, Foot Whore, Scar Love, Ear Love, Neck Love, Peen Love...
[mi-steer-ee-uhs • pach], noun
1.
Inexplicable white/gray/bald patch above Wentworth's left ear that appears and
disappears from his short-shorn pate.
[oh-pee], noun
1.
Original Prettyphile.
SEE ALSO: Church Elder
[oh-el-pee], noun
1.
Our Lord Pretty – hallowed be thy name.
[oh-duhb-yoo-di], acronym
1. Obsessive Wentworth Disorder.
[pip], acronym
1.
Pretty is Powerful. He can heal the sick, cleanse the wanton, and raise the...
[pol-isht • ohk], noun
1. The Voice.
SEE ALSO: Liquid Sex, Warm Honey
[pee-oh-tee-see], noun
1.
Power of The Church.
[thuh • prit-ee], noun
1.
Who else?
[Origin: T-bag: "You're just as Pretty as advertised. Prettier even." ]
[prit-ee • sen-truhl], noun
1.
Former moniker of The First Church.
SEE ALSO: About the Church
[prit-ee-fahyl], noun
1.
A lover of all things Wentworth.
2.
A member of the First Church.
[twop], acronym
1. Television Without Pity.
2. Where good moderation is hard to find.
[wawrm • huhn-ee], noun
1.
The Voice.
SEE ALSO: Polished Oak, Liquid Sex
[wen-tuh-see], noun, plural -sies
1.
A Went-inspired fantasy.
[went-uh-haw-lik], noun
1.
Someone powerfully addicted to WM.
[went-uh-thon], noun
1.
A marathon screening of Went movies or television shows.
[went-brer-ree], noun, plural
1.
The extensive library of WM photos, audio files, video clips, articles, etc. threatening
to take over your hard drive.
[went-drawl], noun
1.
A period without new "Prison Break" episodes, pictures, or gossip about WM.
[wen-ter-ven-shuhn], noun
1.
Friends, family and co-workers attempting (in vain) to wean you off The Pretty.
[went-foh], noun
1.
WM news, gossip, articles, interviews, etc.
[went-fuhd-l], verb
1.
Went + Befuddled
[went-gaz-uhm], noun
1.
Involuntary orgasm due to unexpected overdose of Went. Could be caused by a
single word, look, pcture, or frankly, anything Wentworth related.
[went-uh-bey-goh], noun
1.
The official mode of transportation for The Church, particularly for the one-way roadtrip
to Hell. All ye sinful Prettyphiles harboring impure thoughts, better buckle up for the
ride ahead.
[went-i-kon], noun, plural
1. The lexicon of Went.
2. The official language of The First Church.
3. How to tell if you are talking to a Churchie.
[went-i-kawrn], noun
1. The most rare and precious of all mythical creatures.
[Origin: "The Soup" on E! ]
[wen-tee-nee], noun
1. Is it Happy Hour yet?
[went-tiz-muhl], noun
1.
A religious sacrament marked by the ceremonial posting of pictures that results in
admittance into the Church community.
[wen-ti-lish-uhs], adj.
1.
Went + Delicious
[went-muhs], noun
1.
A Went-filled, non-denominational holiday.
[went-muh-rahyzd], verb
1.
An involuntary reaction to the moving image and voice of WM, inducing a trance-like
state of being.
[went-suhm], adj.
1.
A word used to describe a finely-chiseled, inconceivably good looking gentleman of
considerable height with a café au lait complexion and a swoon-inducing, honey-toned
voice, usually sporting a buzz cut and possessing a swimmer's physique that is marked
by unusually long phalange growth, especially in the fingers.
USAGE: "My, that man is very wentsome. I'd sooo tup that."
[went-wet-ed], verb
1.
"That sound" is accompanied by "that feeling."
SEE ALSO: Did you hear that sound?
[went-wipd], adj.
1.
To have one's mind excessively preoccupied with all things Went.
2.
To be thoroughly and utterly whipped by... well, you get the picture.
[went-wur-thee], adj.
1.
To better oneself through intellectual and physical pursuits in order to be worthy
and ready in case of that .000000000005% chance of meeting The Pretty in person.
[whip], acronym
1.
Went is Pretty.
2.
Church equivalent of Amen.
WWTPD [duhb-yoo-duhb-yoo-tee-pee-dee], acronym
1. What Would The Pretty Do.
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