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A Requiem for Special K
Submitted by maichan

AUTHOR'S NOTE: And now for a heart-felt tribute to our favorite heretic,
who met an untimely demise at the stroke of her own keyboard.


Wentworth Paying His Respects
(Illustration credit: LacksFocus)


There once was a troll named "K"
who made yummy crème brûlée.

Spoke languages galore –
French, Russian, and more...

A gourmand of fine cheese,
Muenster, Gouda and Brie.

An art history buff,
and if that weren't enough,

A scientist too.
What couldn't she do?

A great master with knives,
Hermès scarves, and ties.

An Israeli soldier,
no assassin could hold her.

And cousins with Vartan
the "Alias" stud man.

Plus a penpal to Went
(in her head though, I meant)

But her demise was nigh
from silicone in the eye.

Rest in peace dear Kabesa.
Here's one last cervesa.