Submitted by KellyTheRN
Went's on the perfect network
FOX describes him to a tee
His eyes, they twinkle brightly
His jeans, they bulge softly
I wanna do him.
Aviators hide his eyes
Bucket hats are his disguise
But Churchies always recognize
Those GAP ad worthy khaki thighs
....and I wanna do him.
When Wentworth said, "No, I'm not gay"
The Congregation yelled, "hooray!"
The rumors have run out of gas
So Perez can kiss my incredibly cute behind
...and I wanna do him. (Went, not Perez. That's just sick, y'all.)
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