Compiled by deadbeatnymph
COMPILER'S NOTE: I have a suspicion that Mr. Miller does not dance. Unless, of course, it's in someone's kitchen with the curtains drawn on a sunny winter afternoon, and even then, only because it's funny. Ironic dancing. But the fun kind that you do when you're sober but silly.
So here are songs for dancing with OLP in your kitchen when you're washing and he's drying, and you start to keep beat with a whisk, and you give him an over-the-top, ridiculous eye-fuck, and start dancing in his personal space and he laughs and says, "You're crazy." Then you laugh and say, "Yeah, so?" And he laughs again and you try to get him to dance but he says, "I can't dance, not like that," and you say, "ah, but can you waltz?"
And you tell him to waltz with his shoulders while you waltz with your hips. And then you're both dancing like idiots until you're laughing so hard you can't dance anymore, and you sink to the kitchen floor and eat the rest of the crepes left over from breakfast.
 Push It by Salt-N-Pepa (obviously)
Bust a Move by Young MC (ah, yeeah!)
Kiss Off by Violent Femmes
 (because he's still angry about something that he's never been able to dance out)
Talk Dirty to Me by Poison (because he wasn't allowed to listen to it when he was a kid)
At the Zoo by Simon & Garfunkel (because you're secretly a little girl)
Groove is in the Heart by Deelite (because you just can't help it)
|
