Submitted by excon and Tpup
ACT 1: SCENE 1
Went and Dom sitting at a computer in the middle of a deep discussion.
Dom: Hey Went, it says here you like brown a lot. Is that your signature color, mate?
Went: I don't wear that much brown, do I?
(Dom runs to Went's closet)
Dom: Dear God man, there is nothing but brown and the shoes! OH MY, the belt! What did I tell you about the belt?!
Went: But I like that belt and what's wrong with my shoes?!
(Motions to computer screen) Hey, come read this?!
Dom: Well... did you get the big snip in the beginning?
(Went undoes his pants and looks down)
Went: (incredulous) Damn if they aren't right! Those ladies at the Church are so amazing!
Dom: I don't have a Church, who the hell you gotta know to get a Church around here!
Went: They were dead on about the towel thing too! I was so free ballin it that day! Never thought anyone would notice.
SCENE 2
The next day.
Dom: Hey, I can hook you up with a threads master, mate! (Calling his wife over) Honey?"
Mrs. P: Yes, my Hunky Aussie Prison Pony?
Dom: Our boy needs help here, dudswise.
Mrs. P: My God, (Shakes head) what have you done to yourself?
Went: Why? Does my ass look fat in these...
Mrs. P: For your own safety, take those off and put on some steely blue stuff, darlin'!
AUTHORS' NOTE: Just kidding, Went! Hell, you'd look fine in just a Eukanuba bag.
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