Submitted by sleepsAlot
AUTHOR'S NOTE: As another Church member put it, "The presence of the Pretty would make even the most self-assured and confident woman doubt her appearance and mental abilities." As if I'm not already self-concious enough... Can you imagine standing next to the man? I envision my Pretty encounter would go something like this:
Went: Hi, I'm Wentworth. Nice to meet you.
Sleeps: Hi, I'm sleeps. (Shy, embarassed smile)
Eerie slience, followed by crickets chirping.
Went: This is the set where we film the scenes in the infirmary.... (Continues talking about complex theories on the characters, relationships, etc.)
Sleeps: (Begins to sweat profusely and thinks to herself: "Ohmygod! He's standing next to me. I bet I look like Roseanne's ass compared to him. Must. Distance. Self. From. Pretty.")
Went: (Looks back over at Sleeps with blue steel in full effect) ...So, what do you think?
Sleeps: (Thinks to herself: "Say something profound and intelligent, say something profound and intelligent, you dumbass! Don't let the other Churchies down!") Uhmm... my "friends" want to know if you wax or shave for the tattoo.
Went: (looks puzzled) Uhmm...
Sleeps: (still sweating profusely, begins rambling uncontrollably)
Nevermindthatnevermind. Uhmm...heh. Whatdoyoulove? Whatdoyouhate? Whatdoyouregret? Whatdoyouaspiretobe? Whatdoyoufear?
END SCENE
...And thus my life would be forever ruined.
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