Submitted by butterpecan
AUTHOR'S NOTE: And now for a glimpse at the nightmare if a Church member DOESN'T win the TV Guide contest for a walk-on role on Prison Break.
ACT 1: SCENE 1
Rich fangirl, Cammie, wins the contest instead of deserving Church member.
She arrives on the "Prison Break" set with her equally ditzy friend, Gigi.
Wentworth Miller is there, wearing flip flops.
Contest Rep: Hi guys. This is Cammie, the winner of the sweepstakes and her friend Gigi.
Cammie and Gigi: (single flirty wave in unison) Heeeeeyyyy!
The cast gathers around her and friend for introductions.
Contest Rep: ...And you girls probably recognize this no good bum, Wentworth Miller.
Everyone cracks up except for the girls.
Cammie: You look so different in person. There is something so different about you. I totally don't know what it is. Help me Gigi. (Pokes friend) OMG, you're NOT Wentworth Miller!
Went: Excuse me.
Cammie: You're a fake. Like, do you guys think I'm dumb. Where are the tatts?
Gigi: Yeah, (Points to Went's flip flops) and how come you have ten toes?!?
Cammie: (to Contest Rep) You are sooo going to hear about this! Let's go Gigi.
(Reaches for her cell phone to call her TV industry dad.)
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