Submitted by butterpecan
Setting: The red carpet of an awards show.
Joan Rivers: (shouting) Who are you wearing?
Went: My jacket and shoes are from Target. My pants are from JC Penney and my T-shirt is from...
I can't remember. You see, I've had it since high school.
Joan Rivers: No really, who are you wearing?
Went: (blank stare)
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