Submitted by Tpup
 ACT 1: SCENE 1
On a cold midwestern night somewhere in a dimly-lit, quiet, small room.
Player One: Ok, your turn, Stinky.
Player Two: (runs around to the other side of the table) Nuh-uh! "Wentilicious" is NOT a word, Miller!
Player One: (runs back to other side) Is too, you snarky bastard! Look here...
Player Two: (once again from the other side) Well, I still disown the insisted use of the word. Got any more TexMex snacks?
Player One: (starts to get up to run around table again and then stares at strange words on Scrabble board) God, I am soooooo lonely...
EDITOR'S NOTE: Mr. Miller if you ever need a Scrabble partner, just stop by The Church; the entire congregation is waiting at the ready with Double Stufs, Whoppers, and Wentinis in hand.
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