The First Church of Wentworth Miller is an ecumenical body that welcomes women (and men) of any faith, so long as they nurture a healthy obsession with The Pretty. Devotional acts such as the folding of origami swans, the minute examination of The Pretty's media appearances, and the consumption of his favorite foods (margaritas, Double Stuf Oreos) are encouraged but are not compulsory. To participate in Church Services, a ProBoards account is required. You may register for a free account here.
The Church has members spanning across six continents, 25 countries, 21 states, and the District of Columbia – and that's just counting the individuals with the cajones to list themselves on our Frappr! Map. Don't worry, the authorities will still know where to find you when they need to issue a restraining order with or without your picture.
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